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20Aug/080

Now what?

Ok –
So on my trip across the coun­try, I real­ized some­thing; well, I real­ized a whole hell of a lot — but I’m only gonna talk about this right now. I real­ized that I’m a cre­ative guy sit­ting in the mid­dle of what a lot of peo­ple would con­sider a pretty good life, and I’m whin­ing that I have noth­ing to do and nowhere to go. Well boo hoo.
You know, when I was in my 20s, recov­er­ing from the mad­ness of my teens, I really had some­thing to say — I wanted peo­ple to care, I wanted peo­ple to stop hurt­ing each other and start lov­ing each other… seri­ously. I had all that warm in my heart, all the need to be heard, and all that wicked PASSION that still takes me over the wall when­ever some­one that I love needs me…
My brain drove me, and well, I was into it. It was like breath­ing after being under 100 feet of water, com­ing out of that garbage … all of the sud­den, I wasn’t just able to be under­stood — I was able to do things that oth­ers couldn’t… but there was a price…
I was pissed off. Seri­ously pissed off at just about every­body and every­thing.
You prob­a­bly don’t know this (I’m work­ing on the assump­tion that there’s about 10 peo­ple who might read this), but I’ve been hurt by just about every sec­tor of life and soci­ety at one point or another…
I went to board­ing school, filled with the most elite fam­i­lies and kids in Amer­ica, and was phys­i­cally and emo­tion­ally beaten for my trou­bles. I escaped that, turned to the “bot­tom classes” for solace and had my soul held ran­som by peo­ple who just saw me as a dol­lar sign. In between, the aver­age Joe would just stare at me and won­der what the hell was wrong with me, and the aver­age Jane would cross the street to avoid me because well — I was pissed off.
Ok … so boo hoo — like I said. But the point of all that is that I real­ized to myself just how key it is to LOVE — because that’s the only thing that kept me alive. So, at that point, I’m fig­ur­ing just about every­body in the world knows what LOVE is, and I’m just look­ing for a way to write some­thing, to say some­thing, to be a part of the big cel­e­bra­tion of cap­i­tal L — Love. Boy was I wrong.
Well, in my time from there to here, I learned that peo­ple want Love, but fear each other. That’s it. Say that out loud. Peo­ple want Love, but fear each other. That’s all I’ve got.
The jour­ney to here included me real­iz­ing that I wasn’t about to be a starv­ing writer, and I wasn’t about to be a starv­ing shrink — so if I wanted to write, I’d have to become inde­pen­dently wealthy or some­thing … so I could be free to write what I want, when I want, where I want, about what­ever the hell I want and not fear reprisals.
I needed my voice to be free … I needed to write from the heart with­out a sin­gle care — so I could get a state­ment out there and everybody’d know I’m not just another dick sell­ing love and pre­tend­ing it’s Love.
Wanna know some­thing funny?
I almost missed the last turn … I almost for­got what the hell I was doing it all for… how I got here. S’funny, isn’t it? Life is what hap­pens while you’re mak­ing plans, as John Lennon put it.
Well, step #1 is get­ting my words lim­ber again … and that, my friend (some­one I love) — is what I real­ized on my trip across the coun­try … that the time has come for me to turn on my cre­ative again … to get my noise going … and say some­thing… so that’s what I’m doing here — and gonna try to keep doing.
I’m start­ing by stay­ing up late, pri­mar­ily because I like it, I’m more cre­ative at 1am, and nobody can tell me I can’t… and just spew words into posts…
Maybe I’ll even talk about Love … since I’m alive because Love saved me.

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19Aug/0811

How to upload contacts to your Verizon Phone

***UPDATE: Please see my com­ment and step 11 about log­ging into the site to make the script work — should solve those “Run­time” errors that peo­ple are hav­ing***
Here’s the sce­nario:
You have a phone with Ver­i­zon, and you have 1,000 con­tacts in your address book. Per­haps you’ve had a pre­vi­ous Ver­i­zon phone, but you’ve never backed up your con­tacts from that phone — but you DO have your con­tacts on your com­puter and want to get them into your phone. I’m here to tell you that YES, it can be done, I promise. What this does is turn your Fire­fox web browser into an input robot that fills out the stu­pid lit­tle man­ual input forms on Ver­i­zon auto­mat­i­cally, over and over, using a CSV file as the input source.
Here are the steps:

  1. First, you need to acti­vate Verizon’s Backup Ser­vice — this allows you to down­load con­tacts FROM (yes from) your phone, as well as MANUALLY type in con­tacts TO your phone (don’t panic, just keep reading)
  2. You’ll need to make a text file list of your con­tacts or address book. It must be saved in CSV (comma sep­a­rated val­ues) for­mat. I found that Address Book Exporter does the best job of cre­at­ing a file — but it’s tab-delimited, so you need to import it into some­thing like Excel and then re-save it. Win­dows peo­ple need to get from their address book to CSV on their own.
  3. Now, for the magic. You’ll need to use Fire­fox Web Browser. Now, go to Add-ons in Fire­fox and search for “iMacros” … this will get you the Add-on by iOpus. Huz­zah! Install that.
  4. Now, open the side win­dow that iMacros offers. You’ll see a list of “sam­ple” scripts. Pick one, doesn’t mat­ter which, right click it and rename it “Ver­i­zon Auto Phone Import.iim“
  5. Now, with that script selected, click the “Edit” tab at the bot­tom, and click the but­ton “Edit Macro“
  6. High­light the entire screen that pops up and delete the con­tents. Then put the fol­low­ing text in:
    '=======Start here, cut this line=========
    VERSION BUILD=3700331
    'Uses a Windows script to submit several datasets to a website, e. g. for filling an online database
    'Adapted from original sample code -- now logs into Verizon Backup Assistant and imports a spreadsheet
    TAB T=1
    TAB CLOSEALLOTHERS
    URL GOTO=https://backupassistant.vzw.com/mb/do/privileged/addressbook/prepare?skininfo=110
    ' Specify input file (if !COL variables are used, IIM automatically assume a CSV format of the input file
    'CSV = Comma Separated Values in each line of the file
    CMDLINE !DATASOURCE addressbookforverizon.csv
    'Number of columns in the CSV file. This must be accurate!
    '====================
    ' SET THIS TO THE NUMBER OF COLUMNS IN YOUR CSV FILE
    '====================
    SET !DATASOURCE_COLUMNS 13
    'Increase the current position in the file with each loop
    SET !DATASOURCE_LINE {{!LOOP}}
    ' Fill web form
    'Click the "Add Contact" Link
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=A ATTR=TXT:AddContact
    '===============================================
    ' EDIT THE FOLLOWING LINES ONLY IF YOU HAVE TO
    ' Change the "COL" values to correspond to your CSV file.  For example, if
    ' the first COLUMN of your CSV is Last Name, and the second COLUMN is First Name
    ' then change the first line to end with {{!COL2}}
    ' and the second line to {{!COL1}}
    '===============================================
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=INPUT:TEXT ATTR=NAME:firstName CONTENT={{!COL1}}
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=INPUT:TEXT ATTR=NAME:lastName CONTENT={{!COL2}}
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=INPUT:TEXT ATTR=NAME:mobile CONTENT={{!COL9}}
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=INPUT:TEXT ATTR=NAME:mobile2 CONTENT={{!COL10}}
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=INPUT:TEXT ATTR=NAME:home CONTENT={{!COL7}}
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=INPUT:TEXT ATTR=NAME:work CONTENT={{!COL6}}
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=INPUT:TEXT ATTR=NAME:fax CONTENT={{!COL11}}
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=INPUT:TEXT ATTR=NAME:email CONTENT={{!COL3}}
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=INPUT:TEXT ATTR=NAME:email2 CONTENT={{!COL4}}
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=INPUT:IMAGE FORM=NAME:contactForm ATTR=NAME:_save_&&SRC:https://backupassistant.vzw.com/mb/images/skin.110/buttons/save.gif
    '========= end here, cut this line ======================
    

    WARNING!!! The last line of code in that included text is very long and ends in “save.gif” … you should prob­a­bly copy the script code from the source of this web­page, rather than from the dis­play page, which might be cut off

  7. Now, you need to under­stand that your CSV may not line up its columns like mine — so you may need to edit the script. First, find the place where you edit the num­ber of columns and change that to the num­ber of columns that have data in your spread­sheet. Next, edit the last lines so each field lines up with the right col­umn.
    So, for exam­ple, if your CSV is Last Name, First Name … then you’ll need to change the “first­name” line to end with {{!COL2}}, and change the “last­name” to {{!COL1}} and so on.

  8. NOW … save the file and click the “Options” but­ton in the iOpus window
  9. Click “Paths” and make note of where Data­sources are saved. In your Finder or File Explorer, save your CSV into that direc­tory — but save it with the name “addressbookforverizon.csv” in that directory.
  10. My advice would be to test this with a 1 or 2 line CSV file first, to ensure that all the data is going into the right fields. Once you’ve seen it work­ing — put in the real file with 1,000 con­tacts in it.
  11. UPDATE: Before you run the script, you need to be man­u­ally logged into Verizon’s site — this script WILL NOT log in for you (that would be bad). So first, go to http://backupassistant.vzw.com and log in — that’s all, doesn’t mat­ter what screen you’re on after that, just log in.
  12. Ok, ready? Click the “Play” tab, and click “Play (Loop)” — you might need to set the Max value to your line count in the CSV file (e.g. 1000) — now watch the robot upload data into your Ver­i­zon account.
  13. Once it’s com­plete, go to the applet on your phone, select update — and presto — you now have 1,000 con­tacts ON YOUR VERIZON PHONE

SPECIAL NOTE:
You may run the script, get one entry and then see noth­ing else. That’s because your CSV was saved by Microsoft Excel with extra new­lines and hid­den char­ac­ters in it. Try sav­ing it as MS-DOS Comma-Separated (.csv) instead … that will keep the out­put clean.

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12Aug/080

Rollercoasters for Breakfast

We all went to King’s Domin­ion Amuse­ment Park in Ash­land (totally a good idea if you’re ever in the area).
I had slept in because I was sick, so Kathy and the kids headed out first. By the time I got there, Angie wanted to go off and do the big roller­coast­ers and rides — so, since I was a lit­tle weak, I headed off with Nate.
Nate was really fond of the Fly­ing Eagle, which is basi­cally just a ride where you swing around gen­tly on chains, the thing you’re sit­ting in has a big metal “sail” and you fly up and down.
This is what it looked like (opens a popup)
…now, hav­ing had such a grand suc­cess — Nate really thought it’d be a great idea to get on the Roller­coaster — you know, the one I men­tion in the video — the Hurler
(I promise you, though this may dis­ap­point a few peo­ple, I do not hurl).
We head to the thing — and get into the all-metal cars. Please remem­ber that — they’re all metal cars, no cush­ions, no pro­tec­tion — and well, it shakes you around a lit­tle. (opens a popup)

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12Aug/080

Virginia Beach, Williamsburg, and Yorktown

Wow — we’ve done a LOT since the last post — we’ve been busy hav­ing fun, learn­ing things, trav­el­ing less … now THIS is a trip across Amer­ica :)
Before we move on…
Here’s a few pic­tures of what we did before we got to Williams­burg.
The best part was get­ting to the beach!!!! Angie and Nate played in the sand and swam a lot, which was awe­some — I swam with them in the ocean, but you’re not gonna get to see that, it’s ugly.
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We all had an amaz­ing time!!!


Williams­burg (cont’d)
We entered the city by foot in the morn­ing, because the buses took some­where between a mil­lion years and for­ever. But before we headed out, we rented Nate a most excel­lent cos­tume:
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…and we entered Williams­burg in time for Gen. George Washington’s address to the peo­ple about the war (we were embroiled in the Rev­o­lu­tion­ary War that first day, accursed Brits seek­ing to destroy our free­dom!)
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We took a moment to visit the work­ing Epis­co­pal Church (home to Wash­ing­ton, Jef­fer­son, and all the Burgesses of the era (w00t for my denom­i­na­tion))…
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…and then we had lunch or some­thing.
Now, one of the ben­e­fits of rent­ing the cos­tume for Nate is that he got spe­cial­ized mil­i­tary train­ing!
So, at 2pm on the dot (and in the heat), we headed for the Guard House right next to the Bat­tery in town — and Nate received his spe­cial­ized Mili­tia Train­ing with all the other young sol­diers who had signed up for a rented cos­tume:
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Young Man Await­ing His Mil­i­tary Duty
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Here’s the Mot­ley Crew that joined up that day
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Now tell me — which of these kids is stand­ing at atten­tion?
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You bring it, King George, we’re ready


York­town Bat­tle­field
On the way out of Williams­burg, we headed to York­town. For those of you with­out a his­tory bone in your brain, York­town is where we effec­tively won the war and gained our func­tional Inde­pen­dence. Wash­ing­ton lead the allied troops (Amer­ica and France) against Gen. Corn­wal­lis (aka Darth Vader to the kids and me), trapped him in York­town and extracted sur­ren­der, thus break­ing the back of the British Army occu­pa­tion and gain­ing us our Lib­erty (huz­zah!)
Here are Nate and Angie star­ing over a bunker at the bat­tle­field:
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Nate then marched the bat­tle­ment for good mea­sure and we were done:
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5Aug/080

Sea to Shining Sea

So, we’ve trav­eled quite a bit, taken a LOT of pic­tures, and are now in Vir­ginia. We just swam in the Atlantic Ocean, so oper­a­tionally, we’ve crossed the coun­try.
So we got to North Car­olina and vis­ited old fam­ily friends in Hen­der­son­ville. I was really ambiva­lent about stay­ing with ANYBODY at their home, but get­ting there, I learned how wrong I was. It was a really nice break from the hotel mad­ness, and we had a really sweet time get­ting caught up (last time Nate and their youngest son, Jasper, saw each other, they were both 1.
We got a chance to go to Church on Sun­day, and heard a very valu­able mes­sage about “Don’t Worry” (and yes, it even had the Bobby McFar­rin music). I real­ized that one of the rea­sons that I was get­ting tweaked was because I was wor­ry­ing about a lot of stu­pid stuff (my phone, the past, the future, etc.) — so that’s actu­ally helped a lot.
Then we headed off to Chapel Hill, NC, saw one of my old­est friends, Linda, and her hus­band — who’s also a dear close friend (but not as far back). We had a nice time, stayed in their won­der­ful house (wow, beau­ti­ful), vis­ited the busi­ness they owned (a print­ing com­pany) — it was really cool. Linda’s also Nate’s God­mother. It was SO WONDERFUL see­ing them!!!
They sug­gested we vis­ited Hills­boro, NC, which is FILLED with his­tory. We got there, but sadly, many of the places were closed. But no wor­ries — dad’s a nut! So we vis­ited the visitor’s cen­ter, which was the head­quar­ters for Gen­eral Hamp­ton dur­ing the Civil War, and started talk­ing about that. Then the peo­ple there pointed out that the Rev­o­lu­tion­ary his­tory of Hills­boro was richer — with Gen­eral Corn­wal­lis of the red­coats actu­ally occu­py­ing the town and using those build­ings over there (closed) as his head­quar­ters.
So, the nutty part is that I then shifted gears and started explain­ing to Angie and Nate about how it would be if we were alive then. It’d start with me, my father-in-law, his brother and a few other fam­ily mem­bers com­plain­ing about this tax that the king was impos­ing on us. Then we decide to do some­thing about it — and go burn the tax-collector’s barn. So they retal­i­ate with sol­diers, and before you know it, we’re bat­tling REAL sol­diers! Nate was cap­ti­vated and wanted to learn more about the Rev­o­lu­tion­ary war (see below for more (we headed to Williams­burg)).
Today, we headed to Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia, and saw Angie’s God­mother, Christie. She’s a won­der­ful per­son — but I didn’t get much chance to visit — I was fight­ing a minor cold and was a lit­tle worn out, sadly.
It was really great to have a chance to get to the beach, the kids loved it and I spent a lot of time with them in the water teach­ing Angie how to catch a wave for body-surfing. Nate wasn’t really into body surf­ing, but he enjoyed “fight­ing” the waves, com­plete with argu­ing with the sea, throw­ing sand, and beat­ing the waves over and over — it was awe­some and lots of fun. It was a kind of bat­tle … I think he won.
We all agreed with Christie that we want to come back again, we love beaches on the Atlantic!!!
We then headed to Colo­nial Williams­burg!!!
We signed up for our first event this evening — it was actual TRAINING to be a SOLDIER!!! Nate thought it was awe­some, Angie thought it was cool — we thought it was great — they shot mus­kets, they taught us to march, taught us some more stuff and there were huge fires for light — and wow, it was awe­some.
What a great tran­si­tion for the Rev­o­lu­tion­ary War stuff!!! So Nate’s stoked, we’re all excited, and tomor­row is the day that focuses on the time between 1776 to 1781 (that would be the Rev­o­lu­tion­ary War, you dolt :) )
We’re stoked — Williams­burg seems cool. The kids love that peo­ple stay in char­ac­ter. We bumped into a friendly (and prob­a­bly tired) man walk­ing down the street at about 9:30pm on the way home — and while chat­ting with him, Nate tested the “in char­ac­ter” the­ory by ask­ing if there was a vend­ing machine nearby (with a HUGE grin on his face).
“Machine? What sort of machine are you speak­ing of?“
“A vend­ing machine…“
“What does it do, this machine? Is it big­ger than you? What do you do with it?“
I nudged Nate and told him to say that he put money in it…
The man replied, “YOU have money?“
The kids thought this was great — we’re going back in time!
One other thing hap­pened dur­ing our train­ing. We all lined up in two rows, there were prob­a­bly about 100 peo­ple. The First Sargeant com­manded some other Sargeants to split the com­pany into two pla­toons. They hap­pened to split our line right between me and Nate; so Kathy, Angie and I were in one pla­toon and Nate was in the other.
I qui­etly raised my hand, stayed in char­ac­ter and asked, “Sargeant, our seven year old son is in the other pla­toon.“
He cracked a grin, and said of course my son could join our pla­toon.
Later, he told me that in the ten years he’d been there — he’d never had some­one ask a ques­tion from the ranks. So we’re a FIRST! Huz­zah! Tomor­row we enter the Rev­o­lu­tion­ary War.

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