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Gym Schedule

The break­down of the exer­cise club demo­graph­ics is this:

6-7am — hard­core work­out geeks — peo­ple who mean it, are decent, quiet, and don’t want to make friends
7-730am — Yup­pies, wannabe Yup­pies, and peo­ple who’ve read “Who Moved my Cheese” — peo­ple who think they’re impor­tant to the econ­omy
7:30-8am — Late Yup­pies, a few early old peo­ple
8-830am — old peo­ple and the “fixer-uppers“
830-9am — cougar-esque women — house­wives maybe
9-930am — a new bevy of really old peo­ple
10am — the rich people

Some time around 3pm, I’m told the kids from school show up.  At 530pm, it’s likely a meat mar­ket until about 630pm.  After that, the times I’ve been in, it’s the “apol­ogy crowd” — peo­ple who “should have, but didn’t, and feel guilty enough to catch it at the end of the day.”

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